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Get Crooked

from Flux Capacitor by The Psychic Alliance

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A witch lived in in a house that I used to walk past late at night when coming home from a drunk. Her yard was filled with an amazing array of junk and oddities arranged into bizarre trash sculptures. I used to sit on the stairs across from it and smoke and wonder about who lived there. Sitting on the steps one night this moronic song jumped into my head and wouldn't leave. I never met the witch, but later some friends of mine moved into the house after it had been abandoned, and it became the scene of some of the most rampant squalor and bad craziness I've ever witnessed. I don't know what getting crooked means, and I'm typically opposed to writing adolescent sex jams, so I'm of the opinion that the witch somehow just beamed this into my head. Why would she do that? It was a doo wop song originally, but I was uncomfortable singing the graphic lyrics at that slow a speed, hence the disco makeover.

lyrics

Whoah, Jennifer, you're a witch! I love the way you make me twitch, and when you do the things you do I wanna move my body right next to you!
Get crooked, get crooked, get crooked, get cr cr cr cr cr cr cr cr crooked.
Jennifer, Jen, come out tonight! Your tits are big! Your pussy's tight! And when you get me to your place.... I'm gonna bust my nut right in your face! (God, even typing that feels greasy.)
Jennifer, Jennifer? Jennifer, Jennifer? Jennifer, Geniver. Jennifer Jennifer, Jennifer, Juniper, Jennifer, Jen, YOU BLOW MY FUCKING MIND!

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from Flux Capacitor, released October 18, 2013
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The Psychic Alliance Vancouver, British Columbia

The less you know about this band, the better. Rumor has it that they're very bad people, paranoid, misanthropic, frequently given to melancholy and intellectual dullards to boot. Stories of vicious infighting and naughtiness follow them like a black cloud, and the threat of immediate collapse is constant. Fortunately they look cool. ... more

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